yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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