Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
