i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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