i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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