I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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