I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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