You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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