google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
