Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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