spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
two words...techno handjob
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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