It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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