No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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