We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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