Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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