He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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