As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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