Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
May the power of my ass compel you!!
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
