How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Sponge bath it is.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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