i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm just crazy horny about you
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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