I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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