This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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