I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
My vagina is officially offended.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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