You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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