I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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