You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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