just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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