would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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