yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I love having hate sex.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
