I want to stick my p in your. b.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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