i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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