You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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