do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
