Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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