so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
soo... how was my night?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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