I need help removing her.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My vagina is officially offended.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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