Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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