That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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