My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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