Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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