found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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