I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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