I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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