just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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