Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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