Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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