I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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