How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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