All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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