i don't like sucking hair
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
His nipple licking is glorious
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