420 ftw
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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