big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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